Posts Tagged ‘Humour’

Christmas Cheer

Well I’m home for Christmas and intend to blog much more frequently over the holiday so watch out for some posts on here and twitter (and maybe some Ashes thoughts on the sports blog).

First though, my step-Dad Andrew just gave me a little Christian joke book by J John and Mark Stibbe and I had to share the lightbulb joke section with you:

How many AMISH does it take to change a light bulb?

What’s a light bulb?

How many BAPTISTS does it take to change a light bulb?

Change? Who said anything about change?

How many CALVINISTS does it take to change a light bulb?

None: God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray that their light bulb will be the one that has been chosen to be changed.

How many CATHOLICS does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.

How many CHARISMATICS does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many LIBERALS does it take to change a light bulb?

At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree on the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.

How many MEMBERS OF AN ESTABLISHED BIBLE-TEACHING CHURCH THAT IS OVER 20 YEARS OLD does it take to change a light bulb?

One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

How many TELEVANGELISTS does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

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